
Sophie and her yogurt and her first bonk on the head. At her rate there will be a lot more.I keep remembering things I wanted to add today. So I am making dinner and waiting for my pictures to upload. My brother in law asks me sometimes what I do all day so I have a couple of examples. The day after school started I got the kids ready and walked them to school. Then ran home up hill pushing 2 kids in the stroller. I decided to have a clean house after it being a huge mess all summer. So I started with the base boards, shutters, and the floors. Then the dusting and vacuuming. All this after picking up toys, doing dishes and putting things away. In between all of this I clean up Hayden's mess then Sophie's mess, then Hayden's, then Sophie's , then Hayden's, then Sophie's. Then I started on the bathrooms. I thought having just 2 at home would be a cake walk. I was so wrong. Hayden came in and said Sophie got into the yogurt. So I cleaned that up. Then she followed me to the bathroom. I was in the tub while she sprayed Windex all down the front of her. So I cleaned that up. So then it was nap time. A few seconds later she was out of her bed. She climbed out! She is my first to do that. So I put her back in and locked her in. She got out again and got into the lotion and bum cream.Then I cleaned that up and she got into the folded laundry and put Hayden's underwear on. Please someone help! She is supposed to be my sweet loving last baby.
So today I did mostly the same. When I got home from the run. I cleaned up, did dishes, made beds, the ran to A.F. to try to get raspberries, for the third day, to make jam. I made blackberry but everyone wanted raspberry. I went to the store to get muffins and brownies on sale. Then washed to van. All the time slipping on Oreos and Swedish Fish from the person before me. I got home and started on the garage. We have so many dead bugs and spiders in it I was screaming every five seconds. I squished 1 black widow last week after spraying it with bleach, so I finally swept it out. After organizing all of Jers tools and mess. I went to sweep the porch. I found 1 more black widow and killed it with brake parts cleaner. Then I tipped over my dead flower pots and found 2 more. I killed the male with the cleaner but I ran out. That female slut got away while I ran for WD 40. Of course I had to come inside and clean the whole house again and make jam and pick up the kids from school then try to think of dinner. I am tired so I am hiding in my dead bug, and some alive, infested basement.I really love my kids and love being a mom but man I am tired. I now will go finish dinner and fold laundry. I am so glad I can vent to all my friends and family. Thanks. I am sure everyone can relate.
9 comments:
Wow mel too bad the slut widow got away....she might make more babies. Looks like we need to make our weekly lunch twice a week now!!
Hey would you mind cleaning my house too while your at it! love ya
It sounds like you are busy. :) Sophie is the cutest. I can't believe she can climb out of her crib.
Mel,
You are hilarious! I was laughing out loud about the slut who got away. Jordan and Gabe had to know what was so funny. Sorry about the endless housework....
I can totally relate to the two kids, spiders, messes and never ending cleaning. You are always amazing and have a clean house and I am totally impressed you can get rid of the spiders (even slut ones) all by yourself. I make Jared do it.
What a cute mommie you are, and a busy mommie, too! I just have my two boys and some days are bliss, and other days... borderline insanity. I guess that's motherhood for ya. Those dirty little slut spiders. Thanks for sharing your fun stories.
That sounds like my life except for the deep cleaning part...I need to do that. Maybe your kids can come to my house while you clean and then you can watch mine while I clean!
You have the cutest kids. We need to hang out sometime, but it is so hard because you live SO FAR away! Cute Blog!
Who had the balls to ask you what you do all day? I'll deck him for you. I HATE it when Justin comes home and asks what I did that day. It's like they think we do nothing, because even though we clean all day, the kids have it a mess again by the time they get home. Then they mess it up even more!
I was gonna offer to trade your slut spider for my crack-whore mouse, but I've got the slut spiders, too. Sorry, no trade;-)
I just read your comments it sounds like we're playing "what if" I laughed-I cried remembering you and your siblings just a moment ago when I was in your place-love it all while you can it goes by way too fast!! Love Ya1
I've been out of the blogging world for a while because life was too crazy and when I read this entry I just had to laugh -- it's all the same everywhere! Isn't being a mom the greatest though???
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